A Brief Conversation With Anthony Pt. 1

Anthony: "Momma, what's the difference between a mountain and a hill?"

Lesliemation: "A mountain is taller."

pause...

Anthony: "...so when I am taller than daddy, I will be a mountain of a man and he will be a hill of a man."

the end...


Anthony: "Why do I have to go to the store with you?"

Tonymation: "Because you're too little to stay at home alone, and that's the bottom line."

pause...

Anthony: "What's the top line?"

the end...